Suck It In Fart Sniffer! (Custom)

I have been brewing this fart all day for you loser!

A big bloated belly full of fart that’s rumbling away right now

I ate cabbage, baked beans, eggs, prunes, and dairy

It’s gonna be vile!

Here comes the fart!

Oh my!

That was louder and longer than even I had hoped for!

Fantastic!

It smells horrid!

Breathe it in! All of it!